2009年2月11日 星期三

Valentine Kiss


I don't know how much excitement that the Valentine Day will bring to normal people, but I am sure the approaching of this day does drive someone crazy.

Today, when I was walking towards the TST MTR station, a handsome foreigner talked to me.

Handsome Guy (smile): "Can you give me your name?"

Little Bottle (OK, this guy is handsome and it is no harm to give him my name): "Betty"

Handsome Guy: "Is Hang Seng Bank down stairs?"

Little Bottle : "Yup, down stairs and go straight"

Handsome Guy: "Can you walk along with me?"

Little Bottle : "Um........I have to meet my friends"

Handsome Guy: "Oh, you have a date to your friend"

Little Bottle : "Yup."

Handsome Guy: "Can you give me a Valentine Kiss?"

Little Bottle (too shock to response) : ".............."

Handsome Guy: "Do you know what's a Valentine Kiss? Could I show you?"

Little Bottle : "Oh, no...."

14 則留言:

  1. 我懷疑如果是貌似華裔樣子的會否先被兜巴升,再加鐘心口。

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  2. I don't have race discrimination. In whatever race, I take it as compliment, as long as the guy doesn't take the action without my consent.

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  3. 咁激?? 算唔算艷遇??

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  4. 我...俾鬼丙就有份!! :(

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  5. 唔係咁正下馬?
    不過九龍灣果d質素, 唔好話valentine kiss, 連問路都想兜巴星佢!!!

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  6. sorry...唔記得講我在九龍灣工作!

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  7. 呢個鬼佬已經好cheap喎,將蘭桂芳叫免費雞果套嘢拎嚟周街搵女,咁不如喺街搵條鬼妹要 valentine kiss 唔知得唔得呢?

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  8. 7:35匿名,
    >>搵條鬼妹...
    我大半生在外地,亦未夠薑做哩啲野,或聽聞外國興哩種錫錫既。
    可能隻鬼在香港住得太久,習慣了蘭桂芳的叫免費雞果套,以為全香港嘅女人都係 LKF 咁殘賤囉!

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  9. 我都觉得好LKF, 当时系中午十二点几哦! 日光日白, 周围又甘多人, 甘都要 valentine kiss...真系好大胆.

    IMAK:

    哈, 如果唔靓仔,就唔话佢知我嗰名啦, 好明显, 我有"样"discrimination.

    九龍灣嗰度甘差?

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  10. 茫茫人海個個都唔搵係要搵你嚟個 Valentine Kiss,而你又覺得佢係 handsome guy,好明顯呢 D 做叫緣份啦!
    :P

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  11. 可惜, 就比我一个"NO", 就无左啦....

    失去了一次扩阔 dating「国际视野」的机会添!!!

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  12. 耶~~ 我又要Valentine Kiss 啊!

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