2012年8月3日 星期五

大陸叫雞注意事項

工程師L: 「我以前有嗰同事上左大陸之後, 突然消失左十幾日, 我地以為佢死Q0左,點知原來只系叫雞被拉…」 

司機H: 「我都有嗰friend, 幾年無聯絡, 突然打比我, 原來系叫雞被拉左. 」 

(關於叫雞的經驗, 似乎男人的資訊全部都系來自同事, 朋友…) 

司機H: 「條例系甘既, 如果你斷正, 正在進行中的話, 交低6千就可以走啦! 如果唔系斷正, 已經完事後著返條褲, 甘就唔駛6千甘多!」(甘清楚程序既???) 

工程師L: 「嘩! 甘好唔抵哦, 未搞晒罰多D, 爽完反而罰少D!!!」 

小瓶子: 「所以話, 唔嫖唔知身體好, 唔嫖唔知時運高咯! 」 

司機H: 「你可以響入面涯下,唔即刻出來, 甘又會平D咯! 但好難同老婆交代! 」 

小瓶子: 「大陸捉醉駕都系困十來日, 你同女朋友交代話被人捉醉駕咯!」 

工程師L: 「甘嫖之前幾日已經要做定功夫, 同女朋友滲D滲D講: “嘩!近排捉醉駕真系好嚴呀!” 甘就算被人捉叫雞, 唔見左幾日都有藉口吖嘛!」

6 則留言:

匿名 提到...

people always say " my friend A...", "my friend B ....." and "my friend C...." !

In fact, everything that happened to their friends are just their own personal experience........

Ha ha.....

小瓶子 提到...

ha ha ha....

匿名 提到...

叫雞之前, 最好先同女朋友洗腦, 話佢聽叫雞好平常, 要應酬朋友冇辦法, 唔通成班朋友去叫雞, 偏偏你唔去咩? 叫雞唔緊要, 最緊要戴套, 切記話佢聽, 次次叫雞都有戴套, 等佢安心.

小瓶子 提到...

哈哈!!!

匿名 提到...

Condom cannot prevent all sexually transmitted diseases!

It can prevent HIV "normally". However it cannot prevent against HPV (genital warts) and pubic lice!

Prostitution is still a very risky "extra-curricular activity".

The following diseases could be cured: syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydial disease, pubic lice.

However, the following are not treatable (cannot be cured completely): HIV , genital herpes ( can only suppress it). These are viral infection.

小瓶子 提到...

Thanks for the medical risk analysis.

But for some men, higher risk means higher satisfaction. Therefore prostitution is a long lasting business.