2008年9月14日 星期日

后现代纯正英语

「XXX」代表原意
"YYY"代表正确读音


1. 「Try our best

"Try our breast"

2.
「Would you please
"Would you piss"

3.
「Please help
"Piss hell"

4.
「I will phone you
"I will fuck you"

5.
「Excuse me
"Execute me"

6.
「Hong Kong is a shopping paradise.
"Hong Kong is a 索K paradise."

7.
「I love Hong Kong. I love China.」
"I laugh Hong Kong. I laugh China."

8. 「God bless you
"God bled/beat you"


2 則留言:

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