2009年6月3日 星期三

超级慢的电脑


今日返大陆测试ERP, 发现总经理的notebook 超级慢.

小瓶子: 「你部机新买无几耐哦, 点解可以慢成甘?」

总经理: 「唔知哦, 系米因为之前装vista, 后来downgrade 返XP, 所以D program 有问题?」

小瓶子: (click 下电脑嗰 config. 见CPU系 Intel Core 2 Duo, 2Gb RAM, 正常 hardware, 应该唔系太旧款)「无可能, 装返XP 应该快好多啦!」

总经理: 「甘我都唔知啦!」

小瓶子: 「系米你上得咸网多, load 左D 病毒落来吖? 」

总经理: (狂笑)「拿, 野唔可以乱食, 说话可以乱讲.」(笑到掉转左句说话: 野可以乱食, 说话唔可以乱讲.)

小瓶子: 「甘我奉旨乱讲野啦!」

7 則留言:

雪山飛狐 提到...

just check the task manager and see what is taking up the CPU and ram usage.

Judging from his response to what you said, there is an 80% chance that he is a frequent visitor to porn sites.

Betty 提到...

check 左啦....

哈哈哈... 应该其实唔系既...哈哈哈...

過內人 提到...

is it a Lenovo??
My Lenovo runs very smooth after downgraded to XP from vista.

Betty 提到...

系吖... 所以唔知道乜问题.

eric 提到...

My Lenovo runs very smooth after downgraded to XP from vista. X2

黑人 提到...

I'm a frequent visitor to porn sites too, but I dont suffer any performance problem on my pc

I guess he is simply a not so smart frequent porn site visitor.

Betty 提到...

哈...佢唔认哦...